**alert the presses**

"selected unpublished blog posts of a mexican panda express employee," a poetry collection, is to be released by Muumuu House on November 15, 2011--a mere 30 days before the author's 26th year as "Megan Boyle: unemployed, depressed, internet-using human being"

Pre-orders can be pre-ordered by clicking this helpful link

Hope you've saved enough room for a big second helping of juicy, detached, detailed accounts of even MORE people she's had sex with!

Get ready for more lies, vague relationships, and embarrassing moments!

Dave Eggers is already calling this book the milleniums's first "fsdssslkk sldk fdspqoiuwre39la sdf," and deems Boyle the "aow ASsasawoewiru ASIDA>FP" of her generation

It has been said that Boyle's semantic flair is somewhat of a combination between early* James Joyce and late-period** David Foster Wallace

Megan Boyle is available to be interviewed, massaged with exotic oils, taken on first class helicopter or private jet trials, flown to nearly any Pacific island, awarded the Nobel prize or any of your winning lottery tickets. Any of these (and other) inquiries can be directed to themeganboyle@gmail.com

*second grade


Tao Lin said...

good job

stephen said...


Timothy Willis said...

nice, highly anticipated

steve roggenbuck said...

nice press release
amazing u got eggers to blurb

Jordan Castro said...


good job

TomSmizzle said...


psyched for this

Brian McElmurry said...


Sarah Schneider said...

yayy, looks good

Joey Martin said...

"*second grade
**post-humous" haha. this will be good.

richard chiem said...

the new cover is sweet.

october 2011 is going to be very sweet.

michael said...


tomhanks said...

@tao thanks bro :)
@stephen sweet, hi stephen
@timothy willis sweet...as highly anticipated as i anticipated 'sanders' to follow 'willis' just now, i hope
@steve roggenbuck thanks...yeah, took ~22 months of emailing, but he finally delivered
@jordan sweet, thanks bro
@tomsmizzle sweet
@brian mcelmurry thanks
@sarah hi sarah, sweet
@joey martin hope it doesn't let you down re post-humous
@richard chiem nice, glad you like new cover
@michael nice. twelfth...

behind the rictus said...

who is James Joyce?

Parker Baldin said...

the cover looks good

victoria said...

the "aow ASsasawoewiru ASIDA>FP" of her generation



Beach Sloth said...

I think it is very highly anticipated. Excited for the release.

gustavo.rivera said...

gog, yrso funny. Why cant datbe rbdoff da clonz. i might even cnsidr gvn lin $$$$$$$$ again 2 c wat u can do.

Tao Lin said...

sweet ass new cover

Seymour Blake said...

Good things are coming.

augusto said...

nice, i'm looking forward to ordering/buying this. hopefully they'll ship it here. i already 'wrote' a poem inspired by the title, "selected published tweets of a mexican un-employee" (hehe). it's in actual spanish though, http://codeinacasera.tumblr.com/post/13069046724/collage-391-o-selected-published-tweets-of-a

anyway, great job!

Kyle Joseph said...

your writings funny. ima pick this up when i can afford too. keep it up you are making some people happier than they would be otherwise.

Dida ELhaik said...

فني تركيب غرف نوم بالرياض
شركة تركيب غرف نوم بالرياض
أسعار تركيب غرف النوم بالرياض
معلم تركيب غرف نوم بالرياض
تركيب غرفة نوم بالرياض
تركيب غرف ايكيا بالرياض
شركة تركيب عفش بالرياض
شركة تركيب اثاث بالرياض
يحتاج الأثاث المنزلي للتعامل بحساسية بالغة حتي لا يتسبب التعامل معها بعنف إلي كسر أي قطعة من القطع، لذا توفر شركة تركيب غرف نوم بالرياض إلي توفير مجموعة من العمال القادرين على التعامل مع كافة أنواع الأثاث كما تقوم شركة تركيب غرف نوم بالرياض بتوفير مجموعة من التدريبات الخاصة لرفع مستوي العمال العاملين بها كما توفر الشركة مجموعة مميزة جدا من مواد التغليف قطع الأثاث ما بين عملية الشراء والتركيب وذلك حرصا منها علي سلامة كافة قطع الأثاث حتى تتم عملية التركيب بشكل محترف ودقيق
توفر شركة تركيب غرف نوم بالرياض مجموعة من أفضل العروض المختلفة والمقدمة بشكل مميز حرصا منها على وصول خدماتها لكافة المواطنين وتحرص علي توفير مجموعة كبيرة من العاملين المتخصصين في قسم خدمة العملاء وذلك حرصا على التواصل مع العميل بسهولة ومعروفه الشكاوى والاقتراحات المختلفة التي تدور في رأس العميل كما توفر شركة تركيب غرف نوم بالرياض أفضل العمال القادرين على التعامل مع كافة أنواع غرف النوم وفكها وتركيبها بكل سهولة ويسر